Lieutenant Colonel Nadav Shoshani: Sir Sir, it seems like we have bombed another school and refugee centre in Gaza.
Benjamin Netanyahu: Hmmm, many dead?
Shoshani: Almost 100 so far.
Netanyahu: Damn, the UN are already after me for committing genocide. So...what do we normally do when we kill large amounts of innocent Palestinians?.
Shoshani: Celebrate?
Netanyahu:Well yes, but i mean what do we do when people asks awkward questions afterwards?
Shoshani: Say that there were Hamas terrorists hiding in the building?
Netanyahu: Indeed, and throw in some bullshit about how we are doing our upmost to protect innocent lives.
Shoshani: And if journalists or someone asks for evidence.
Netanyahu: Tell them we will make inquiries into it.
Shoshani: Will we?
Netanyahu: Pffft. Hell no.
News Conference -
Lieutenant Colonel Nadav Shoshani: 'The Israeli army today struck a command and control centre which served as a hideout for Hamas terrorists and commanders. About 20 Hamas and Islamic Jihad militants were operating from the targeted Gaza school. Casualty figures given by the Hamas-run media office do not align with the information held by the Israeli Defense Forces, the precise munitions used, and the accuracy of the strike and how we took steps to mitigate civilian harm including aerial surveillance and intelligence gathered before the strike'.
