Trump's Day

Now Donald Trump is a large man, he is the third fattest President in the history of the United States of America, and the rotund sex pest began yesterday pin-ponting the blame for autism on women taking Paracetamol when pregnant although experts can't agree what causes it, Trump and his cohorts of anti-vaxxers and conspiracy theorists seem to know more than the people with qualifications and experience in it, so who are we to argue.
It could be pointed out that during his first term and the Covid Pandemic, Trump's Medical advice was to suggest people drink disinfectant and led America to the top of the grimmest of league tables with 1.6m deaths or 17% of all 6m deaths around the entire World so he may not be far enough up the Medical chain to know what he is talking about.
After that he turned up the United Nations and broke the escalator and the teleprompter stopped working. Now i'm no Escaltor technician but we can see on the video that it was working perfectly find until he stepped on it, then it stopped. I do know that escalators have a maximum weight capacity and it is a safety feature that they stop when that maximum is exceeded and as i said at the start, Trump is a very, very fat man and 25 stone of President suddenly balancing on a escalator step is enough to make it scream 'EMERGENCY, TOO MUCH WEIGHT ' and turn itself off.
When he finally managed to drag himself to the podium, he went on an unhinged rant for 60 minutes about everything from Climate Change to Immigrants to Palestine which was met with a stony silence from the gathered diplomats and the deafening sound of millions of MAGA hats hitting the bin with a 'He's nothing to do with me' shrug from his rapidly dwindling bag of deplorable supporters.   
He even had a pop at the London Mayor, Sadiq Khan, for wanting to introduce Sharia Law and repeating how he didn't invite Khan to the Banquet at Windsor Castle last week for which Sadiq Khan said he asked not to be invited which is fair enough, imagine if you got in the way of the buffet table when Trump had smelt the sausage rolls, you would be lucky not to be trampled and spend 6 months in traction.  
He ended the day by signing an order which banned Antifa which now means that you cannot call out fascism in America which might come in very handy for the bunch of fascists running the country.
All in all a busy day for the Tangerine coloured Tyrant  and he must have slept well last night in the hope that one of these things had to gain traction and take the spotlight off his own sexual assaults and close friendship with a notorious pedophile who's files, which apparently contains Trump's name multiple times, he is refusing to release.