A Post By A Climate Change Denier

I do bang on about climate change a lot so in the interests of fairness, i am handing over this blog post to Donald, a 79 year old retired businessman and climate change denier who thinks the whole thing is a load of nonsense.

hello freedom fans, donald here.

the hate media is claiming that we brave climate deniers are no longer talking about climate change because there is so called 'clear and irrefutable evidence' that the climate is changing but i'm proud to say that I tend not to focus on those things.


the sad reality is that people believe lies and are not ready to hear the truth about how climate change is caused by solar storms and volcanoes. also magnets, trans people and immigrants. we all know climate change is a HOAX but sadly people refuse to pay attention, they are even distracted by the weather so we need to stop them focusing on huge storms, floods, fires and droughts that inexplicably keep happening when they should be worried about the global climate SCAM.

the climate change HOAXERS have been so successful in bringing their claims to the worlds attention that i have had to change my own courageous crusade of climate change skepticism which started off as Climate Change is not real through even if Climate Change is real its a natural phenonomum phumnomenum thing and we can't solve it anyway.

our real enemy people are renewables. we have windmills that kill birds and whales and everyone loves birds and whales and Solar Power which doesn't even work at night so that's you stuffed if you want to watch TV in the evening in britain when it gets dark at 3pm but while there are people like me willing to ignore all the scientific evidence, fortunately there is still hope that we can still save the Earth from the people trying to save it.

science doesn’t know everything you know. i mean, what is science anyway? only a rigorously tested, peer-reviewed, continually evolving system of knowledge about the way our world works, built up over centuries,that’s all. it’s not a patch on mindless conspiracy theories and ignorance which has been around far, far longer.

i leave you with this to ponder on, What if it's all a big hoax, and we go through all this bother to just create a better World for nothing? Think on that while you are shovelling dead birds away from your windmill.

all the best and thank you for your attention to this matter

donald