I don't want to come across as Cheugy so i was amped ASL when i was asked to write a post on Gen Z speak so i asked a bunch of Gen Z's to make a post which wasn't basic.
At first they thought i was Cray Cray to even attempt it, hard to make a Beige flag post about their slang Bussin' but IYKYK, and they certainly did.
Obviously being youngsters, we had to do it in the afternoon due to bed rot and they promised to Keep it 100 although NGL, they could cap all the way through and i wouldn't know any different, it's what i would do at their age.
We met up at the cafe in the local park which suited them because it gave them a reason to touch grass for a change me because it meant we could take in flavoured air as we spoke and i'm a bit of a Granola anyway so when i arrived i knew who to look for as most were highlighter kids so i got the coffees in because being students, none were Hella Skrilla.
So now we were all finna to spill the tea on this new language and it was all bussin' and i was filling up my notepad with Gen Z speak and as most of them were G's, it was a very friendly and rewarding meeting and after around 30 mins they began saying they had to dip but by then i had plenty to got through while i ate my girls dinner on the way back to work.
Gen Z does have a bit of a reputation for being a bit Salty but i found this group to be totes on fleck, a few were there with their boos and some i had known for a while and some of the boys i knew a while ago and were Big Backs then, are now Looksmaxxing and good for them.
After making sure nobody needed a swoop, i bought my scribble back to my desk and texted it to one guy who i thought was showing small dick energy at the time and i deliberately picked out to be my contact as a bit of a confidence boost and at first i thought he was going to leave me on read but finally he got back and said he made a few changes but otherwise it was dub.
So i am stoked to say here it is, a smol post courtesy of my new sick friends in the park and i am not Delulu enough to think they haven't inserted a few Fan Service words, as i said earlier it is exactly what i would have done at their age so i won't have a Menty b if they have, no ick from me for that.
Now that this is done i am off to ask my friend if she wants to go out and find a snack with me, that waiter at the cafe was totes above Mid, Periodt!!!
Thank you guys and if you ever need some 80's words translated, i'm your bird.
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