Welcome Back Trump

If you woke up and thought the United Kingdom looked a little bit more Orange this morning then you would be right because Donald Trump landed here and was greeted as he flew over Windsor Castle with the sight of a massive picture of him and his Pedophile friend Jeffrey Epstein projected onto the side of the Castle.
If he was not happy with the huge baby Balloon that was flown in his honour last time he was here then he is sure to have been a grumpy bugger once he saw that although the protests against the sex pest coming here are being kept away, or rather he is being kept away from them as the tour doesn't take in any of the Pageantry and Coach rides through London Town which usual Royal Visitors enjoy, including France's President Macron a few short weeks ago, Trump will have to make do with a trip around the grounds of Windsor Castle instead.
As the third fattest American President has no public-facing engagements to shield him from all sorts of protest banners (Impeach The Orange was a personal highlight last time), there is a grand state banquet being hosted but there will be a few extra spaces as some MP's are refusing to turn up in protest although it has not been announced if Prince Andrew is going, would be nice if he did because now Peter Mandleson isn't in post anymore, it would give Trump a familiar face to talk with about their mutual friend and trips on his Lolita Express plane.
Speaking to reporters mid-flight on his way over yesterday, Trump said: 'My relationship is very good with the UK' so he might be surprised to hear that although he won't be there, tens of thousands of people are still expected to take part in a major protest against his stay in central London today which should give us an opportunity to see some witty banners regarding his orange skin/pedophile friends/weight/silly hair/sex pest conviction or being a fascist which is a wide choice of options indeed.
They may be able to shield him from the baying mob but not the media and tomorrow sees a joint Press Conference with the British Prime Minister and one thing he will find out is that he may be able to silence the fawning and submissive American media but he won't get that luxury here and will face questions on the Epstein scandal engulfing him. 
He may be hoping that being this side of the Water the name Epstein slip away, especially as when it is mentioned it rattles the Tangerine Tyrant like nothing else, so it will prod, prod prod to try and make him explode and say ridiculous things, which he obviously will because he's Donald Trump.