The Third Party Candidate

The Christian right in America have a bit of a problem when it comes to putting the little x in the box, do they choose the Mormon or the Anti-Christ that is Obama?
Luckily a website has popped up that solves the problem, vote for Jesus instead.
The website here helpfully explains that 'President Obama has proven by his words and deeds to be a true enemy of God as detailed in James 4:4. He has been the most pro-death President in history, supporting the legalized slaughter of innocent babies here and around the world, he is a staunch advocate of the radical homosexual agenda, and he has been a great friend to the enemies of Israel. On every major spiritual issue of the day, President Obama has proven to be an enemy of God and a true tool of Satan!
Romney doesn't fare much better, described as a 'member and a priest in the satanically inspired Mormon cult. He and others in his cult LIE when they claim to be Christians, since Mormon doctrine is 100% inconsistent with Biblical Christianity and a Mormon is no more a Christian than a Muslim is. He deceives people by saying he believes in "God" and "Jesus" is his savior, when the "god" of Romney's cult is NOT the God of the Bible, and their "jesus" is NOT the Jesus of the Bible. Romney and those in his cult believe the Bible to be a flawed and incomplete book and look at Biblical Christians as inferior and non-believers for rejecting the beliefs of their cult'.
God, apparently, has taken His hand of blessing and protection from America for all the gross sins and wickedness that goes on over there, he even caused the recession as punishment so the Bible bashing folk are urged to join the 1,419,232 people who have so far have committed to make a stand by writing in the name of Jesus for President on their ballot papers.
Of course if he wins Jesus will have to produce his birth certificate which should be interesting:
Father: Invisible man living in a dimension nobody has ever seen,
Mother: Unmarried teenager knocked up by invisible man living in another dimension nobody has ever seen.
Place of Birth: Bethlehem, Palestinian West Bank. 
Throw in that Jesus was a long haired, sandal wearing hippy who was an anti-war, anti-capitalist Socialist and i am beginning to think that the religious right wing haven't thought this one through properly.