We'll Give You A Fiver For Lukaku

This isn't the best time to be a Russian Oligarch in the UK or a Chelsea Fan.
The Government have finally managed to get around to sanctioning the rich Russian's in the UK although they did kindly give them 2 weeks notice to shift their wealth elsewhere but even that window of opportunity wasn't long enough for Abramovich who tried unsuccessfully to offload his football team for £3 billion.
Now Chelsea have been sanctioned and already sponsors are withdrawing their support, mobile phone company, Three, have already requested that Chelsea Football Club remove their brand from the football shirts and from around the stadium and another club sponsor, delivery service Zapp, said its partnership with the club is also now under review.
Chelsea can play their remaining fixtures but they can’t sell tickets or merchandise or sign players or give players new contracts so all we need now is for Manchester City and Liverpool to be sanctioned for some reason also and then my team Arsenal can start dusting the trophy cabinet again.