The Secret To Time Travel (Forward Only)

 
This post may be a bit science heavy but stay with me because at the end i will tell you two simple ways to travel forward through time so hours pass in seconds although be warned, as time only travels forwards, once in the future you are unable to come back unless you have the right equipment and there is only one group i know of who have that, the secretive Spatio Temporis Correctores.  
The first rule of the Spatio Temporis Correctores is that you don't talk about the Spatio Temporis Correctores which means that at some point someone will come back and delete this or change it to a post about kittens or something and nobody will remember it which i guess shows that time travel is a thing, or not.
Anyway, next year i asked a member of the Spatio Temporis Correctores to prove their existence by going back in time and writing a blog post on here that gave some heavy hints (it is illegal to explicitly say what will happen) and she did in the Post I'll Be Back LHC dated 22/11/2009.
Mentioned in it was how a popular TV Star is voted the US President beating a female wannabe President, making sure that Bin Laden was in the living room of his Pakistan home when the military broke into his house and a mixed race TV Soap Star joins the British Royals and becomes a Princess of Sussex.
They mentioned a future invention from Google which is an Ai home assistant which can control the electronics in your home by using your voice and how 2016 would be a good year to see George Michael and Prince one last time and how time travel would be handy to stop humans in China doing stupid things like eating a diseased bat and causing a global pandemic.
She explained how the idea for the group was inspired by Aristotle who would philosophise on how historical events determine the future but it wasn't until a combination of Albert Einstein's maths and Nikola Tesla's work with intense magnetic field's that the actual mechanics of time travel came to fruition.
To quote Einstein, Time is 'a hypothetical function giving time equivalence at a place whose lattide and longitude should be given by another function for a place' or T’=T/√(1–(v²/c²)) where T is stationary time, v is your velocity and c is velocity of speed.' Nope me neither but apparently it shows that the potential energy of an object is equal to its mass times the squared speed of light.
Yeah whatever, but as promised, the secret to travel forward in time in seconds. One way is to simply
go to sleep and in what seems like seconds you will waking  up an hour, three hours or eight hours later while the second you will need a  Ỳ̷̨͉̳̗̹̹̥͉͉͓ẽ̴̡̢̡̛̲̹͍̤͖͚̥̤̰͖̹̪̆͐̾͐̑͒̉̋̍̇̅͘ă̶̧̛͙̞̥̘̏̈́̉͒̾̋̆̕ȟ̶̯͇͔̪̅͗̓̈́̏̉̎̇̚͝͝ͅ ̵̢̯̻̣̥̤͍̦̘͈̮̰͂͌̎̂̓̋̏̀̈́̔͆̆͘͝w̸͎̗͎̘͎̭̮̮͔͓̳̬͕͐́́̑̋̓̈́̈̌̑̀̈́ͅh̷̡̛̙̪͎̤̗̠̺̪̞͉̿̀̅̈̆̑̆̈́͒͘͘͜a̵̢̠̝͙̗̝̱̻̎̆̀̉͊͒̕t̴̡̛͖̟̮̬͈̭̣͇̀̀͑͗̈́̈́͐̍̔͝ḙ̵̱͕͉͓̠̣͈͕̙̱̆͆ͅv̶̛͉̫͉̰͔̲̌̅́́͘̚ȩ̸̣̬͍͗̃͌̆͒r̷̩͉̫̮̀ͅ,̴̡̤̠̞̺́̐̂̎́̓́̍͜ ̵̧̺̥̗̫̰̩͎͖̐͝ḃ̶̞͚̖̲̫͔͔̞̂͛̐̀̈́ŭ̴̢͓͓̤̱̲͖͖̙̫̤͚̘͐̓̈́̈̀̎͗̇̎͝͝t̶̥̘̃̐̌̉̓͒ ̸̺͓͖͋͆͐͌̈́́̆̕͘͜ä̸̢͇͕̠͚̹̫̟̠̳̘̺̝́̈́̈́̏̉̐̈́̿͜ͅş̵̦͈̥͚̠̣͖̘̳̫͈̄̆̈́̂͆̈́̓̑͂̃͒̐̕̕̚ ̶̧̛̪͕̹͉̪͈̓͆̓͑́́́͂̎̌͝ͅp̵̤̮̬͖̟͒̓͛̾͒̿̋̽͑̾͘͝͝͝͝r̶̛͎̱̘̮͚͚̳̓͒̂̂̉̎̔̑̍͆̌̚͘͝ö̵̳͙́̄̋͆̈́̋̇m̷͙̱̪̺̱̱̥̤͂́̀̍̔͝͠i̵̱̲̖̫̖̟̬̝̠͔̼̫͕̋͂̂̓̓̈͋̈́͌̅͂̒̕š̴͇̺̆̈́̽̔͌̈́͗͒̈̕͝͝ë̴̢̨̛͈̞̜̮̜̜́̄̍̎͐̓͆̂͗̾͌̽̚͝d̷̬̀̂̽̉̕͠,̴̧͚̥̯̩̪͕̩̫̘̟͔̓ͅ ̶̨͔̤̈́̏͌̍͆̈́̀̎̆̈́͊̕t̷̰͔̟̬̹͔̝̄̅̒́̐̓̎̒͜ͅḩ̶̯̙͍̤̫̠͎̮͕̰̺̥̬͂̆͗̋̄͊͛̀͑ê̴̙̼̰͓̒̓͝ ̸͕̗̟̫͇͙̠̣͎͇̤̩̣͚͂͗̋̀̎̃̋̏͆̃̄̕͠s̶̡̠̠̝̽̌e̷̞̫͇͖̗̹̭͔͖̜͚̮͖̓͛̀͜ç̶̟̼̟̝͙̞̝̼̩̝̻͖̍r̶̡̞̣̬̭͈̖͎͉͒̀́͜ę̶̻̰͔̙̹͂̃̑̃t̴̡̨͕͓̟͕͚̺͈̐̀͋̄́́͝ͅͅ ̸͔̞̘̣̫̝͗͐̏̆̅̿͛̈́͘͝ţ̶̛̣͍͕͓̲̪̣̝̳̻̹̉̀̇̔̊̀́̕ͅo̷̹̟̺̅̕ ̵̡̹̥̭͎̤̯̻̀͋̓̃̈́͒̂͂̀̃͌̚̚̚͠ͅt̸̞͖̫̳͓̠̮̦͇͈̱̪͒r̸̛͖̀̀̐̓̓́̏͒̎̚͝͝a̶̻͆v̶̢̢̹̻̘͚̱͚̮̼̦̬͈̟̺̽̄͑̊̓͐̉́̎͊̇̈́̕͘͠e̶̙̩̱̅̉͊̅͗̿͛̈́͠͝ĺ̸̡̤͕͓͍̓̎͌̋̋̏̋̽͑̉̚͜ ̸̨̨͖͍̪̣͚͉̳̞͚̱̗̌͒̍͜ͅf̴̢̼͓͕̈̃́̒̎́ŏ̸̢̨͙͇̜̪̣̖̥̳̘̖̤̪̋̏̔̉͆͛̿͠r̶̛͈͇̥̭̫̲̯͍̯͖̂̈́͗̈́͂́̐̎͝ͅw̶̨͚͇͙͓̠̘̓̀̈́͗͐̀͛͊̕͘͠a̵̛̦͈͓͌̿̆͐r̵̟̼̠̖̖̜̲̞̩̙͉̳̈͛̑̽̄͊̃̃̓̀͐̚ḓ̵̞̠͕̭̝͊ ̸͍̕͝͝í̸̮̭̲͕͐͋̉̽̆̌̔̒̋̓n̷̡̡̨̛̦̥̗̦̤̈́̾̓̔͊̀͛̓̀̚͝͝ ̵̡̙͇̯͈̥͇͚̲͔̦͇̱̫̒̊̽͜t̵̡̛̼̞̼͖̹͍̺̗͕͛͗̆̍͌̏́͌͗̀ǐ̷̛͖̮̺̙͓̌̓̍́̓̔͂̋̌͠͝m̶̡͓̯̥͙̲͍̳̜̗̄̐̽ͅę̸̨̼̙̟͓̟͈͓͖̹̥̾̆͊͐̉̈́̐͆͒̊͝ ̴̜̳̱̗̳̪̫͉͂̄̾̔̒́͂̇̚͝͝į̸̥̦̩͚̖̪̫̇͒̂̇̅̉̾̈́̕n̷̛̛̹̥̭̭̤͚̥͇͎̫̫̦͈͐́̀̽̚̚ͅ ̴̱͙͌̏̉͌̑͗́̉͋̋̀̈́͂͗̔s̸̛̤̣͙̓͒̋͝è̵̖̫̜̪͎̪̙̲̰̑͌̓̌̍̅̈́̑̊̉͝ͅc̸͔̼̞̦̎ŏ̷̧̖̖̖̤̖͚͎̤̰̩̥̄̔̀̂̀ͅn̴̨͚̘̦͚̼͎̮̺͑̊͜ͅd̴̢̡͚̳̫̹̖̥͇̞̦̃́͒̓ş̶̧̛͈͇̹̲̜̙̺̞͎̘͙̜̎͋́̿̂́̂͐.̸͔̗̥̦̺̩͇͚͓͎̳̞͓͙̈̑̔̇̾̒̆̕ ̸̨͓̰̰̰̃̒́̇͂͠ͅÓ̷͕̪͍͉͆̃͗̔͌̔̾͋̅͐͆̆͘ñ̸̛̲̘̠̘̥͙̩̜̬͓͕̈́̔̈́͂́́̀̏̕͘͝͝͠ȩ̸̛̯̯̣̠̲̬͇̜̦͉̜͐͊̉̚͜ ̷͉̙͔̘͚̬͇̤̗̭͙̓͋͗̂̈́͊̐̊̈̎̈́̈́̾͝ẇ̷̡̯̗̪̩͎̼̬ͅa̵̛̛̺͈̿͗̾̉͊̃͠ỳ̸̭͎̣̹̯̙͔͕͖͎͔̬̥̘͒̓̐̈͠͝͠ͅ ̷̰̻̝̤̥̰̭̭̹̾̏́́́̃̔̇ͅi̸̹͓̤̰̭̗̋̒̀̓͆̓̕̕s̶̨͍̞̦͍̼͔̭̳̞̬̫͉̈́̿̂͜ ̴̨̤͙͔̊̒͒͂̑̄̌̍̆̉͗͝t̸̢͕͎̞͓̓̆̌̈́͊͐̓͆̌̿̈́͘ȍ̴͈̟̟̀͐̏͐̑̀̽̌̀́͘̕ ̴̜̑̌͗̐̾̉̑̉̌̈̀ş̶̢̤̫̯̘̮̙̲̔͛͐̄̇̃̆̚͠i̶̤̼̮͓̐m̴̨̘̀̅̃̽̑̎̋̂̐̃p̷̧͔͚̰͙̖̬͔̳̘̩̯͙̈́̑͆́̉͂̀̀͆͜͝l̶̨̼̤̺̺̪̩̺̞͈͙̣͓͒͂͒̔̈̐̀͛̂̓͝͝y̵̺͖̜̅̓͑͆́͘ ̶̤͌̐͆̈́̽́̉̔́͘̚g̴̛̱̘̙͙̥̮̪̘̖̏̔̆́̔͛̉̌͂͘͘͝ǫ̵̢̣̳̩͈̙̰͙̙̽͌̀͒̇́̐̀̊̓́̅͠ ̵͖̪͇͉̻̯̰̼̺̬̱͓̲̯̂̇͠ṱ̶̢̲̘̣͉͇̪̦̳̬͗̀̎̆̂͆́̑͂͌͒̇̕͝ȯ̴̧̼͕͖̮̬͓̽̂́̓̌͆͋͂͝͝ ̶̨̨͉̙̳̠̲̯̪̆̎͌̇͛̒̓͒͑̚͠ṣ̶̨̡̗͈̥̺̝̮͚͙̜͛̉̋̓̍̈́͆͛͐͒̕͘l̴̨̛̟̜̩̯̦̹͙̟̝̹͕̆̐̽̇͝e̸̝̙̅͛͂̃̍͝è̶̲͙̯́͒͐͊̾̒̈p̴̢͇̥͙͚̳͓̦̞̮̣̗̤̰͗̈͌́̀́́͗͠ͅ ̸̛̻͇͕͉̩̙͙̥͖̰͛̉̈́̅̓͠a̸͙̲̱͕̞̝͓̾̐͂͆̋̔̾n̷̙̱̺̬̹͑̽d̶̡̛̛͍̙̱̞̠̣͈͈͙̦̀̿͛͑̈́̐̈́̋͑͊̀͘̕͜ ̸̢̫͚͂̅͗̋̈͗͐̆͒͆̈́̆̽͜͠î̸̢̝̺̝͕͎͖͖̩͓̥̮͎̦̄̈́͋́̉̈́͊̏͗̋̒͘͝n̷̡̗͕̜͔̗̤̲̺̪̣͓̈́͑̀̈́ ̴͇̦̀̈́͑͋̋w̴̛̮̞͍͋͂͌̃̎͛̽͛ẖ̶̛̯͍̳̬̭̱̤̑͊̏̔̋̎̀̅͜͠͝͝ȧ̴̡̛̤̱͓̯̻͕͔̤̈̉͑̕͝ţ̷̩̘̬͔̑̋̓̈́͆́͐̔̍̇̎̌͜͝ ̸̤͕͔̦̯͍̹̮̗̺̹̳͙̈͗̀͌̊ş̷̜̞͓̻̻̤̫̄̾͂̆͝͝͠e̴̢̧͓͔̝̠͕̟͈̘̤͍͚̓͂̽̇̄̋̕͠ȩ̶̧̩͎̩̪̻̙͈͎̋̽̆̀m̷̼͓̣̫̱̯̭͆̒͜s̷̥̞̩̗̗͊͒͑͋̾́̆͂̌͝ ̶̣̩̘́̾͌̓̕͜͜l̴̡̡͉̼͎̭͓͕̮͗́̅͌͛̇̈́̕i̴̡̩̠̳̟͚͈̒̑̋̈́k̸̡̛̥̤̮̠̱͌͑̈́̾̀̎̄̃̈́̚͝ę̸̗̬̙̞͙̺̰̙̺̞̦̓̂͋͠ ̵̧̧̣̰̈́́̀́̒̎̄̆͘̚͘s̸̡͎͉̙̪̘͈̠̣̘̓̂̽̾̽͑̍́͐͌̍͛̍͝ĕ̸̙͇̺̟͑͑ć̷͙̠͔̖̘͔̲̲̃͂̽̍͊͝͝͝o̷̧̨̺̣̗̭̬̝̟̣̐̓̆́̄̋̕͜n̵̪͕͈͍̦̱̗̦͈̝̘̙̦̝͆̇̈́̃̓̈͑̔ͅḏ̷̜͕̳̿̎͛̃̈́́̍͂͌́͑͗͝s̴͙͙͉̔͑̅̉̄̎̔̔̋͂̆͝ ̶̢̠͕̰͍̗̥̯̤͇̪̟͖̭̾̈́̊̉̌͛̋̊͐͗͑̎͠y̷̧̗̞̬͓͔̬͎̾͋͗̂͌̓͒̇͑̆̇̑̈͝ȯ̴͈̜͖͈̪̝̺̮̰͚̙̐̊̒́̋̒͌͝ų̴̺̰̪̯̓̐̄̄̊͌̾͂̂̚ͅ ̷̡̧̪̬̼̫͎͍̣͓̦̰̅̆̌̐́̊͝ͅw̷̡̡̦̥͈̦̖̳̩̲͇͑̋̿̔̑́͆̆̐̆͘̕͝i̶̢̨̧͔̲̯̤̹̼̤̳̞̯̟͊̉̚l̷̬̖̓͒̍͑̄̎̇̐̏̒͘ḻ̴͍̠̄̇̓̆́̇̓̏̐͊̒̓͑̆̊͜ ̷͓̣͎̦̰̪̾̃͐w̴̰̦̙̰̲͕͉͙̅͂͌̽̾̌̇́̆̔̑å̶̢̬̦͎̮̟̦̜̠̰̪̞͛k̸̡̡͚͍̪̬̲̠̼̼͙̅͂̅͜͝í̴̧̤̹̣͚̟̙̰͍̖̬̯̞̂ǹ̷̡̢̧͍͉͍̫̻͂̅͗̇̃̒̓͛̂ģ̶̧̢̧̛̬͖̼̮̪̐̅̆̀́̋̎
̶̛̖̰̓͋͌̇͛͛̿̆̇̆͋̽u̵̧̧̯̻̪̳̺̬͕̫̙͓̒̃̅͐͆̀͐̿͋̈́̽͛̕̚p̷̨̡̢̧̠̺̩̻̟̘̩͊̓̔̐̃͐͒͗̽͊͜͝ ̸̛̺̫̫͍͇̜̻͈̭̔͂̓̓̎a̶̟̭̠̫̼͖̅́̿̾̈́̅̎̓͒̓͂̚̚͝n̶̲̹̯̲͍̿̇̌̋̑̑̕͝ ̵̨̩̫͙̠̬͇̻͙̪͖̪̮̼́͠h̸͓́͋̏̂͐̃ǫ̶͈̞͉̼͎̗̬̤̼͓͙̺̋̑͊͂͒̈́̓̆̅̆̿̾͘̚ͅủ̶͓͇̤͂̄̊̚͝r̶̥̠̜̼̬͇̭̘̓̆͋̇̾͛̆̄,̴̢̢̧̛̖̬̠̪̥͓͂͑͆͐̀̒̀̉͛͂̉̍ ̶̡̡̛̞͙͕̰̟̱̍̅̈́͑̾̊̌͒̔͌͠͝t̷̝̔̈́͑̚͝h̶̦̳̜̟̬̐̓͛̍̊̋́̔͋́r̴̫͎̗̄̈̄̈́ȩ̵͙͔͖̤̗̭͙̬̾̈̊͗͂̒̅͐̚͘͜͠͝ȩ̶̬̘͕̍͆͂̒̓̒͛͂̕͠ ̶̢̧̬̖̯͈̪͉͈͍͈̄̎̇͌̋̈́̆̓̉̆͝h̶̢̩̱̯͛̈̎̈́͐̈́́͘ö̸͚̥̯̼̜̞̗́̊̔̏̓̈́̓̉͑̃̓̆͘͘ͅū̴̡̹̥̦̙̘̮͍̫͕̱̜͛̋̋̽̽̃̆̓̐̿̄͘͜͠ͅr̴̩͉̼̰͔̗͇̗̞̤͔̈́͌̅̇͗̀ṣ̴̫̠͆̊͛ ̸̢̥̯̬̩̬̭͙͚͕̩͍͕̖̱̏̆͊͑̾̍̄̇̂̊̊̾̚o̵̞̗̮̻̜̭̥̖̼͎͕̼̬͂̍͑̕͜r̸̨͓͚̤͈͎̺͍̲̺̘̖̚ ̶̼͖̃̂͑͌̓̑́̄͝e̸̘̫̪͇̣̓̋͂͆̎i̶̢͚̫̲̺̹͎̗̭͉̤͊ͅg̴̩̅̄͌́̂̎͊̇͘h̷̢̨̗͔͎̘͌͊́́̃̀̈́͛̆͋̚͝t̸̟̺̟͕̳̣̼̞̖̪̺͖̮̩̊̉̇̄͜ ̸̧̧̧̛͇͈̺̺͇̭͎͍̗̣͍̺͂͂̆̓̕ḩ̴̧̯̞̪̫̼̲̞͇̫͉͈̭̦͛̉̔̔̽̔͘ȯ̶̠̜͗̕͝ͅu̸͚͚̦̫͉̳̔̎̈́r̵̤̙̪̠͎̼͈̺͕̆̇͐́̈́̑̄̕͝ṣ̴̨̛̱͔̖̱̹̮̺̭̃̇̐̒ ̴̰̖͈̄̀̑́́̋̉l̵̺͇̪̯̹͊̊̊͋̐́̊͜a̷̢̝͎̰̘͌̿͆̏͗͂̃̊t̷̛͓̪̣̻̰̎̄̓̆e̷̟̩͙̩͈͑͑̎͊̎̋̀͆̓́͜ṙ̴̫͎̅̉̇͌ ̴̠̼̹̬̞͍̪̺͔̣͈̬̈́̓̓̈́͜ͅw̴̡͇͓͈͆̀͆͐̈̓̓̓͘̚͝ḣ̸̨̛͙̯̤̣̝̰̲͓̮̅̈́͜ͅḯ̶̛̙̖̓͛̀̒̃̈́̀̄̐̚ḻ̶̛̲͖̟͉̈́̓́͗̋͛̌̈́͒̚͠é̶͙͎̰̫̠̮͖͕̲̹̦ ̸̱̝͉̩͖̑͊̓̄̐̐͌͂͘͝ť̷̢̡̢͇̱̤̠͙̈́̌͌́͐̒̓͋͌͐͂̅ͅh̵̢͈̺̗͖̮͗̀̄̄͌̆͘̕ͅé̷̛̛̻͇̯͚͇̱̩͎̋̂̍͂̓̾̓̔͒̇͆͠ ̸͈̭͖̪͍̩͎͕͋̔̈́̐̾̈́̊̀̏̈̀̕s̶̨̡̬̖͍̘͕̖͙̳̺͎̺̥͋͛͆̈̀̍͆́͐̅̋͐͛̕͝e̵̺͋̃̅̌͒̍c̶̨̡̨̠̠̻͖̹͈̲͍̀̇̀̅̾̽̇̏͆͘͘͜͝͠o̵̡̟͕̺͔̭̥̭̟͕͍̅̎͑̕ṉ̷̢̳̤̱̺̟͍͛̏͊͑̆͂̔͋̌̀̃͋̌̊͘ḏ̶̛͍̑̋̒̑̓̋̑͌͗̌́͝ͅ ̴̨̙͕͓͖̣͕̝̜͔̳̖͓̘̒̇͐̓͒̋̊̉͘͘͘͝y̵̲̫̪̽̓̅̔̂̐̐̎͗́̅͘̚ó̵̧͖̻̳̜͈̬̙̙͔̦͓͔̋͐ͅṷ̶͉̹͓̦͇͑̋̏̆̿ͅ ̶̢̺̗̜̤̣̀̊̉̂̓̎ͅͅw̶̢̧̝̻̺̳̒͊͌̒͑̾̈́̄̍̋͜i̶͓͎̦̙̼͙̗̿ͅͅl̶̛͉͖̐͆͆͆̃͂̄̓̾́ļ̵̛̞͈͇̘̳͇̱̙͚̞̘̪̣́́̋͐̈́̀͗̇̐̓͝ͅ ̸̠̫̙̤͓͊n̴̨̳̙͎͍̠̼͉͔̳̘͎͉̠̲̔̅͑̚͠ê̴͔͇̦͒̈̇̀͗̄̆̀̇̓̚͝e̵̢̛̖͇̤̥̟͇̬̪̟͒̎̓͋̄͌̋̐͠͠

Honestly, it really is that simple!! Enjoy.