Come To Labour You Unracist Tories

It really can't be easy being a right winger in Britain, i don't mean the centre right or people who considered themselves centre right because the Conservative Party have moved so far to the right that parties that were considered fringe or extreme, are finding themselves very much at home in the Party of Boris Johnson, Liz Truss and Rishi Sunak.
In the past week alone we have had Senior MP Lee Anderson have the Conservative whip removed for racist comments about London's Muslim Mayor, former Home Secretary, Suella Braverman, said that Islamists, extremists and antisemites are in charge now and the deluded Liz Truss has been peddling nonsense about being removed from Office by the 'Deep State' and just smiled when the host hailed the far-right racist figure Tommy Robinson as 'a hero'.
The thinking is that the Conservatives have had to move further to the right to try and recapture the 10% of former party voters who are now behind the likes of the far right UKIP and Reform Parties which puts them in bed with the sort of people David Cameron called 'fruitcakes, loonies and closet racists' but as the polls show Labour between 12%-20% ahead and an election soon, they must figure that what they gain by tying themselves to the loonies and racists will make up for the losses from those they leave behind in the centre.
As i said above, it really can't be easy being a right winger in Britain at the moment, unless you are a frothing at the mouth knuckle dragging racist then you are spoilt for choice but otherwise, where would you go?
Obviously we would have to first wash you down in disinfectant and get you to hand in your Maggie Thatcher mug if you wanted to join the Labour Party but that is a small price to pay to not be associated with who was once called the Nasty Party but are now the Nastily Racist Party.