Sunday, 15 April 2018

Comey Hits Trump Where It Hurts

As Donald Trump is a narcissist of the highest order, James Comey knows exactly where to hit him for maximum effect, right in his teeny, tiny penis hands.
'Look at those hands, are they small hands?' Trump once asked onstage: 'If they’re small, something else must be small. I guarantee you there’s no problem' as we know from the various porn stars and other women who were not his wife that he desperately tried to stick it into.
In a magnificent piece of one-upmanship, Comey wrote that when Trump reached out for a handshake he couldn’t help but notice that the president’s hand 'was smaller than mine', ouch.
Comey also said that Trump was obsessed with his wife finding out about 'the Golden Shower thing' which took place in a Russian hotel room when prostitutes were filmed turning the room a delightful shade of urine yellow. I would say if Putin is holding the tape over Trumps head as blackmail he had better release it soon as the tape is rapidly depreciating in value as other embarrassing stuff about Trump comes out.
To go with peeing prostitutes and the micro-penis, Comey also mocks his orange skin colour, bright white half-moons under his eyes from his spray tans and despite being the 3rd fattest President ever, 'not being a whole lot stronger than he looked'.
Throw in that Trump is a world beating liar, or as he put it 'untethered to the truth', it may all be things we knew about the tax dodging sex pest anyway but is guaranteed to get those tiny fat fingers typing out yet another childish 'slimeball' Tweet meltdown which is always fun as it proves that you can say what you like about his policies, but mentioning his smaller than average hands which are definitely smaller than Comey's, then that is going too far for the man who returned from Russia complaining that nothing shifts the smell of urine from suit fabric.

9 comments:

Keep Life Simple said...

interesting viewpoints.

the only people in the US not bothered by Comey's bizarre observations are the haters. many of the left have been noticeably quiet and even at times dismissive of Comey's comments...

Falling on a bruise said...

He seems to have sunk to the childish depth's of Trump, aiming for his ego and judging by the tweets, seems to have hit the bullseye.

Keep Life Simple said...

Comey is the biggest joke since Michael Moore

Falling on a bruise said...

Don't know anything about him but he has gone down to trumps level, possibly to have a greater effect or because he was there to start with.

Keep Life Simple said...

he is being soundly criticized over here as he claims to be the last boy scout and that he is saving america for all of us - our savior. is making millions of dollars on speaking engagements and book sales to the left...

his comments about hand size and height came across as creepy to most people, even the weirdos on the left thought it odd.

Falling on a bruise said...

Strange because people here found it hilarious if a little juvenile.

Keep Life Simple said...

people is not very specific. is that the same people that thought Obama should get a nobel prize for increasing the use of drones for attacks on innocents?

Falling on a bruise said...

That would be the novel peace prize panel, I don't know how they feel about it all.

Keep Life Simple said...

well, we know what all the lefties thought about it. they praised obama and admired him and strutted around like proud cocks when he got the prize... just go look at the old news stories (you can find them on the WWW)