Monday, 30 April 2018

Peace Prize For Trump

The sounds of the people on the left's heads exploding will be deafening if Donald Trump is handed the Nobel Peace Prize for his work in bringing peace to Korea.
The fact that he was threatening to kill every man woman and child in North Korea with nuclear missiles a few short months ago is not the drawback one may think as neither is the missiles lobbed into Syria or the support for Israel as it continues to murder unarmed Palestinians.
Henry Kissinger got it while bombing Vietnamese and Cambodians and Obama was handed the prize just months into his Presidency and then went on to wage war in Libya and increase the amount of drone attacks in Afghanistan and Pakistan which set the precedent that you don't actually have to be peaceful to win the Peace Prize.
According to Nobel, the Peace Prize should be awarded to the person who in the preceding year: 'shall have done the most or the best work for fraternity between nations, for the abolition or reduction of standing armies and for the holding and promotion of peace'.
Maybe the name Donald Trump will join those of Nelson Mandela, Mother Teresa and Martin Luther King Jr. on the role of honour and Ladbrokes put the odds at 2/1 that he will get the award which strangely is only slightly better than the 3/1 that he will be removed from Office (removed covering all eventualities) and the 7/4 that he will be impeached.
A monkey banging enough keys on a piano will at some point accidentally make a tune and just possibly the Norwegians will think the orange faced monkey has banged enough keys and has accidentally done something good in Korea even if you have to ignore the whole him being a racist sexual predator thing.

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Keep Life Simple said...
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Falling on a bruise said...

Maybe that was his plan all along and he is actually a tactical genius. More than likely the North Koreans think they have got an American President they can play like a fiddle.