When you see a headline like 'Man found guilty of having sex with a bicycle' two questions form in your mind. Why and more importantly how?
Robert Stewart was discovered in his room by two cleaners at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr, south west Scotland, in October last year.
"He was naked and holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth" said the stunned cleaner who caught and reported him.
Mr Stewart never explained why and it might be best left to our own imagination how.
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"ouch" comes to mind.
I'm rather puzzled at what this man's "crime" was. Apparently he was in his own room and the cleaners got in using a master key. Isn't he just doing something in private, even if it is something rather odd. If he'd been caught by the cleaner using a sex toy, people would have said "how embarrasing, but that's what people do with sex toys in their own rooms". What made it a crime, the fact that it was a bicycle?
Good point. What's the crime here?
Braking and entering? ;-)
Good thing it wasn't a homocycle. That'd be perverted.
Apparently, the crime was 'sexual breach of the peace'. Maybe he was honking the horn at the time.
Maybe the bicycle was underage.
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Haha! Such comedians around here.
Anyway, why exactly is it a crime to boink a bike?
Actually, the term racing cyclists use for running out of energy is - "bonking". I have bonked on a bike many times. Stephen Roche, when he won the Tour de France, described a bad day by saying, "I was bonking badly".
But I do like "braking and entering" - wish I'd thought of that.
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