Now Where Did I Put That Deadly Virus?

Of course it is highly unlikely that a man made virus will wipe out the population like in those post-apocalyptic films where scientists are engineering a new, deadly germ that escapes the confines of the laboratory and wreaks havoc among us.
Pure artistic licence, could never happen, no way, not a chance.
The US Centres for Disease Control and Prevention are not so sure, they have revealed that between 2004 and 2010 there were 639 cases of materials that are deemed 'potential to cause human disease' were accidentally released from academic and government research centres.
During the same period, laboratories also reported losing 88 samples of highly regulated material. Whoopsie.
What isn't mentioned is exactly what the germs were that were released, it could be anything from the common cold to a virus that affects the brain and turns the unfortunate victim into a zombie.
I'm no scientist so i couldn't possibly comment on this but adding two and two together, the recent outbreak of zombie like behaviour, 639 leaks of mysterious harmful virus's from Government laboratories, the continuing career of Piers Morgan...hmmm, something isn't right here but damn those Illuminati sponsored chem trails for ruining my ability to think for myself.