Triple Dip Ahoy!

The National Institute for Economic and Social Research (NIESR) said in its monthly health check that the economy shrank by 0.3% in the three months to December and the UK is due to fall into its third recession in four years, the dreaded triple dip recession.
That can't be right, the Government said we were going in the right direction only this week.
So which to believe, Britain's longest established independent economic research institute with over sixty years experience or the chap whose only real-life working experience was folding fluffy towels in a shop?
Just how incompetent do you have to be at your job to be sacked in this Government, the majority of who think they are underpaid.