Which Coffee Type Are You?

It is said you can tell a lot about a person by the coffee they drink but i don't know what a Latte says but it does seem to be a particular favourite of the lefty coffee supping crowd.
I have been drinking Latte or Cafe Au Lait for as long as i can remember, long before it become fashionable and we called it a coffee made with milk back then which if you left standing too long would develop a film of cold milk on top that you could lift off.
According to book, 'The You Code', you can decipher a lot about a person just by earwigging what they ask for at the counter of any cafe for example the espresso drinker tend to be moody, hard-bitten, unreliable and not very loyal.
If the order is for a black coffee the drinker has a no-frills approach and can be quiet, moody and difficult but prone to brief bursts of extroversion while the cappuccino drinkers are bubbly personalities who tend to get bored easily.
The instant coffee drinkers are cheerful but unadventurous, straight forward types and the sort who ask for a decaf are high maintenance, fussy attention seekers prone to bouts of pretentiousness.
The frappucino drinker is flighty and shallow and don't make the best partners but the worst of all are the non-coffee drinkers are scaredy cats, afraid to try new things and immature.
Which just leaves us latte drinker who are described as happy and willing to please but prone to attention seeking behaviour, can be too laid back for their own good and can come across as arrogant.
We don't know what coffee the right wing like but i would assume it is the one that most reflects them so which of the above is a bit thick and nobody likes very much?