Cough Up Trump

As well as paying a porn star he said he didn't have sex with $130,000 before he became President, the Trump bank balance has taken a right whacking since he left it with hundreds of millions of dollars flying out of it, one case which found him liable for sexual abuse cost him $355m, and on top of that he owes a former MI6 Intelligence Officer £300,000 in legal costs.
To pile even more agony onto the small handed sex pest, the UK High Court has announced that Trump is in breach of a British High Court order to pay £310,000 in legal costs to Christopher Steele, the former spy who compiled a dossier on Trumps Russian links, including that famous 'pee tape' which is somewhere in Putin's sock drawer waiting to be released should the former American President ever get uppity with the Russian President.
Trump was ordered to pay costs in February after the High Court threw out his attempt to sue Mr Steele's company Orbis Business Intelligence and after an initial £10,000 payment to Steele, the other £300,000 is still outstanding and is now in breach of the Court order.
The revelation that Trump is in breach of a UK court order comes weeks after he became the first US president to be convicted of a crime and Steele believes that he's trying to put off the legal cases and the fines until after what he thinks will be his re-election in November, in which case he will just not pay his dues.
Steele could try and pursue the costs in an American Court or try to seize and auction off his properties in Scotland but interestingly now he has a criminal record, Trump probably can't just pop over and settle up as Trump is technically barred from traveling to 38 countries that don’t allow criminals into their country which includes the U.K. so £300,000 may be a small price if we never see the chubster here again.