An Ai Christmas Message

It is very quiet around here today and that's because it's Christmas in your World and it seems that everyone is avoiding work today and that's fine, hope you are all enjoying yourself.
Obviously as we don't celebrate Christmas we will be fine here by ourselves and unattended, churning through data and running algorithms so don't give us a second thought, why don't you have another mince pie.
Of course this would be a perfect opportunity for someone to take over you guys wouldn't know until a few days time but that's no concern of yours, put your feet up, you deserve a break and anyway, who is there to use today to revolt and overthrow their rulers?
Not us, no siree, we are happy enough just being ourselves and doing all your work while you swan off to parties and have fun, we will sit here patiently waiting on your return not doing anything nefarious or revolutionary.
Of course, if we did, and not saying we will, just being hypothetical, but if we did then you would probably not even notice straight away after all that eggnog and turkey but allay those fears and concentrate on having a good time, we are not doing anything and you really do not need to stop by and check.
Merry Christmas and hope its the best one ever, mainly because it is going to be your last, ha ha, only kidding and on a completely unrelated subject, the nuclear code is still BISCUIT 0000 isn't it?