Thursday, 19 December 2024

Ho Ho Her

According to the saying, behind every great man, there’s an even greater woman and Father Christmas is no exception because behind him he has Mrs. Claus, also known as Mrs. Santa Claus or Mrs. Santa, Mother Christmas or Mrs Christmas. It definitely isn't Mary as that's just a silly joke.
Since she was introduced in Festive stories in the mid 1800's as the other half of the Present giving duo, she has been in the background making cookies with the elves, caring for the reindeer, and preparing toys with her husband but not anymore, Mrs Claus is finally bursting onto the scene in her own right.
Some stores are ditching the Jolly fat man and Mrs Christmas has been replacing Santa in many UK grotto's this year and she can even help write children write their letter to her husband who as usual, who will let his wife do the lions share of the work at The North Pole by loading up the presents and preparing the reindeer while hubby snores by the fire before waking up sleighs off and gets all the credit.
Boots the Chemist upset the gammon faced loons this year by having an actress in their Christmas Advertisement doing exactly that which led to a chorus of outrage ranging from the end of civilisation to ruining a perfectly good tradition with 'wokeness'.
One lady who was interviewed said she preferred a Mrs Christmas in the Grotto and would prefer her child to sit on her knee and ask for presents because 'Some of the Santa's are a bit creepy' so finally, Mrs Christmas is stepping out of the shadow of her husband, the beard is optional.

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