Monday, 2 December 2024

Another Idiot Gordon Ramsay Moment

Gordon Ramsay has always been a bit of a moron as the list of moronic moments show ranging from framing his former mentor for stealing his reservation book which Ramsay himself hid,  saying he didn't like to hire women because their periods meant they only worked for 3 weeks in a  month, hiding meat in vegetarian dishes, calling a female reporter who interviewed him a lesbian who needs botox, his extra marital affairs and not forgetting is arrest for gross indecency with other men in a public toilet so an all round royal bell end.
Now, in a podcast interview he remembers back to the days when he was barley scraping by and explained his financial woes in his early days.
'We were young, we were stupid, and we were skint' he said recalling the time he took his father-in-law for lunch to ask for a £20,000 loan to buy a flat.
'We’ve got half of it but we need the other twenty grand' he said and in response his father-in-law gave the sage advice for Ramsay to raise the cash himself: 'Sell your Porsche.'
So to Ramsay being skint is only having half of a £40,000 flat deposit and driving around in a Porche so take a lesson from Ramsay millennials, stop moaning about property prices and the cost of living, just sell your Porche. It’s that easy.
Oh, and stay out of public toilets if you are committing gross indecency with two other men.