The Worst Of FOAB 2024

Bloggers do like to highlight their successful posts  and i will be doing that soon enough once they have been compiled from the Blogger Stats page but sometimes posts just don't land very well for whatever reason and of the 520 or so posts i have submitted this year, some have stunk the place out and have withered away with hardly a glance almost immediately so which of my posts have sunk almost as soon as i clicked the Submit button.
The fifth least read page was Kemi Badenoch To Kemi Badenough which was to celebrate the god awful decision the Conservative Party made in voting Kemi Badenoch to become the leader. As the Tories are about as popular as breaking wind in a confined place at the moment it wasn't of much importance to anyone outside of the Conservative Party and us gleeful Labour supporters so why this one flopped i can understand.
The fourth worst in terms of readers was Giving Kabul A Miss This Year which was based on the list of places the British Government say is unsafe to go but it seems very few cared or planned on going to them anyway and skipped past the post.
Everyone Has To Start Somewhere was a post of what our current bunch of World Leaders did for work before they became politicians but who cared if the President of the Gambia was a security guard in Argos or the Canadian Prime Minister was a nightclub Bouncer, not many which is why it is in third place.
I harked back to a song from the early 1980's for the title of the second least read post, Nothing To Gain Except Killing Your Brain where i went off on one about the dangers of drug misuse and although i may have always been anti-drugs, few people wanted to read me bang on about it so like those White Lines, It Blew Away Rang-dang, diggity, dang-de-dang (ask your parents if you don't get this reference).
So top of the pile, the absolute stinker was one of the posts from the Space Week posts and was The Seven Categories Of Close Encounters which was exactly as it said on the Extra Terrestial Tin and went through the Seven Encounters from the first (visual sighting of an UFO) to the seventh (creation of a human/alien hybrid) but i guess as it was International Space Week anybody who would have read it was off looking through their Star Charts and looking up at the magnificent sky and not at the FOAB blog so that's fair.
I am sure that next year i will post some more which are a bit niche or even not much interest outside of my own head but we live and learn and what i learnt is not to write so much about the bloody Conservative Party or Government travel advice.