Monday, 23 December 2013

The (Hospital) Breakfast Club Christmas Reunion

This time last year there was a special club with five members, Hugo Chavez, Hillary Clinton, Nelson Mandela, Margaret Thatcher and George Bush snr, The (hospital) Breakfast Club as they all spent last Christmas eating Turkey surrounded by machines that beeped and sponge wielding nurses offering bed baths.
The club shrunk to four in March when the Venezuelan President breathed his last aged only 58 and four become three in April when Margaret Thatcher proved the old adage that only the good die young by dying aged 87 and being buried amidst street parties.
Of the three remaining original members, Nelson Mandela made it to December and his 95th year before giving out which leaves George Bush snr and Hillary Clinton as the only two left at this years reunion Christmas party.  
Moral of the story is if you are a present World leader, or a former World leader, and you find yourself in hospital this Christmas, chances are you can save money on Christmas cards next year.


Liber said...
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Lucy said...

The Hospital Breakfast Club as referred to in the title and explained in the first sentence.

Anonymous said...

I guess i did not know hillary was hospitslized.


Lucy said...

Blood clot on the brain if i remember.