Sunday, 27 July 2008

Mr Burns Talking Nuclear Power Plants

The USA has agreed to participate in nuclear talks with Iran, but i can't help thinking that they are not taking them seriously. They are sending some chap called Mr Burns.
How can Iran take seriously a man who previously operated a biological weapons laboratory until it was destroyed by hippies?
Burns has also owned a number of business ventures in Springfield, including an ocean slurry manufacturing plant, Burns Slant Drilling Co., Burns Media and used his wealth to blackmail and bribe various members of Springfield, including Nuclear safety inspectors.
He once attempted to block out the sun to force Springfield residents to increase their use of electricity produced by the Nuclear Plant.
Mr Burns is obviously not the right person to talk to Iran about their nuclear ambitions so if you are not going to do it properly America, don't do it at all.
Mr Ahmadinejad, if a 100 year old yellow man is sat across the table from you and mumbling 'Excellent' under his breath when you turn up for the meeting, release the hounds!
Alternatively, if it is the US Under Secretary of State, Mr William Burns, carry on.


Stephen said...

Ha ha, good one.

Anonymous said...

Ha - I didn't know this!

Where is Homer - didn't he once stop a nuclear explosion by sticking his ass in the chimney? ;-)

Lucy said...

America sending someone called Mr Burns to talk about Nuclear power stations. Way too funny.

Cody Bones said...

The best part is that if negotiations aren't going well, I could see Mr. Burns saying " Smithers, release the hounds" That should get the talks up to speed.

Nate Peele said...

I'm pretty sure than Henry Paulson is the real Mr. Burns.