Tuesday, 12 August 2008

Bush At The Olympics

Mr President, leave those beach volleyball players alone, you have to make a statement to renounce Russia's actions in Georgia.
OK Henry, did you see the ass on the brunette?
Yes sir.
Seriously Henry, it was an amazing ass, did you see me slap it? Wow, can't get it out of my mind.
Concentrate Sir, stop thinking of that Lady's backside.
I'm a professional Henry.
Yes Sir, now you are on in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...go

Ladies and Gentlemen, America widely condemns Russians actions in Georgia.
I am here to say to Mr Medvedev that he has to BUTT out of other peoples business. Take a SEAT with your Georgian enemy and let's get to the BOTTOM of matters.
First you have to get your ARSEnal BEHIND Georgia's border and hopefully we can move into the TAIL END of this conflict. I don't mean to be so STERN but be warned that although we are concentrating on ASSghanistan, we CAN still light a fire under your BUM through the UN if you continue this course of action. Thank You and God Bless America.

See Henry, told you i'm professional. Now where's that cute runner with the great rack.


David G said...

Surely Bush, the world's most intellectually-challenged politician, should retire to some distant mountain lodge until his time expires.

Surely he's made a big enough fool of himself and his nation over the last seven odd years to satisfy everyone.

P.S. Don't you just love his black leather shoes? So beachy!

Lucy said...

I like the way there are 3 arses in the pictures, and Bush is facing the camera.

Anonymous said...


I like David g's points.

I also think that this was one of your most clever and cute posts. Bravo Lucy.

I would add that my wife wouldn't let get away with it...


Lucy said...

Q, My husband did wander over to see what i was doing when i asked him if he knew anymore words for a backside.
It wrote itself really.

Noah "Nog" M. said...

But you must admit it is quite an ass.

Cheezy said...

I like the way Jon Stewart narrated this incident:

...(it went something like)...

"Back of the hand... on the small of the back... The first great decision of the Bush Presidency!".