EDITED POST: Making (deleted) Laugh

This post from 2016 was edited because following a complaint they discovered 6 years later that it violates Blogger community guidelines for hate speech. It has been recommended that i republish with content which now adheres to their guidelines. So i have so even the most humourless <deleted> cannot be offended.

If we need a solution to anything, it seem that the music world is where we should be turning which is why we had Bono at the American Senate subcommittee on Capitol Hill and his suggestion for dealing with <deleted> is to send in the clowns.
Bono suggested that comedians should be sent to counter <deleted> stressing that: 'If you laugh at them it takes away their power' and then went on to suggest Amy Schumer, Chris Rock and Sacha Baron Cohen should be deployed to <deleted>.
Rather than shouting 'Security!!' at the top of their lungs, Senators said that it was one of the things that they have already considered.
Firstly why was Bono asked to attend a Senate sub-comittee anyway and did the Americans seriously think the best way to save civilians from being killed and make the <deleted> drop their weapons was a few showings of Borat?
What if Bono has a point though, after all we have tried arming them, disarming them, supporting them and then trying to blow them up and nothing has worked so far so hey , <deleted>, put down that rocket launcher, I've got a joke for you!

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Thank you very much, i'm here all week (possibly)