Right Wing Santa

It has always been assumed that because people actually like and look forward to seeing Father Christmas, he is therefore left wing but as usual the right wing have tried to claim him which is ridiculous but then that is par for the course for them but as it is the time of the year to be kind to those less fortunate than ourselves, let's give them a hearing before we laugh hysterically and dismiss them as utter numptys.
As a straight, white, older male it would appear that Father Christmas fits the right wing profile perfectly and built his business himself in the North Pole – a tax haven with a zero percent tax rate so hardly a sign of someone who believes paying his 'fair share'.
He is single handedly responsible for the surge of consumerism every December which makes him a friend of big corporations and as he hands out coal, a friend to the Fossil Fuel industry and as he is known to force it on small children, bringing through the next generation.
Taking all that into account they could be on to something throw in the fact that he also only works one day a year, i'm beginning to think that he is not only a right winger, but a Conservative Party Minister!