There is a lady who lives in my block who insists on telling me important things which my Grandad wants to pass on to me. He died in 1987 but apparently he comes to her at certain times to whisper in her ear although he refuses to tell her what his unusual middle name was as proof it's him and not just some batty woman hearing imaginary voices in her head stopping me by the lifts.
Whether she is a well meaning nut or actually believes in it i don't know but people do come to her for tarot readings and things and as far as i am aware she doesn't charge and just does it for fun but there are some people out there who will spout off for a couple of tenners or more and every year i do the psychic predictions on here and every year they are, to be polite here, shite.
All of the psychics i have ever used on here charge for their services and last year's was Nicolas Aujula who charges between £350 to £1950 for him to consult the spirits and find out what is in your future.
That's the theory but in reality of the 10 predictions he gave for 2022, he scored nothing, none, nought, zero, a duck, nowt, zilch, zip, nada, sweet F.A., not a sausage and just in case any Klingon's are reading, pagh.
Usually the physics get at least one right just by pure chance but Mr Aujula was so far out that he wasn't in the same country let alone ball park so i'm not even going to bother to explain how wrong he was, they are here if you are interested but let's just say if you are willing to pay him £350 for a prediction then let's hope that you find a new hobby once you start taking the right medication.
With that in mind, i'm not going to bother doing it this year for two reasons, the Psychics have finally cottoned on that smart arsed bloggers write down what they say and review them at the end of the year and point out that their predictions have been spectacularly wrong and the second reason is that of the psychic channels i have visited, the predictions have been of the vague 'Hollywood star dies' and 'Massive Earthquake in Asia' type which will obviously come true over the next 12 months, predictions i could make and i wouldn't fake i was told them by some long dead spirit and then charge anyone £350 for them.
Saturday, 31 December 2022
Psychic Review 2022 Was Another Bust
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