Monday 29 January 2024

Today Is...Periodic Table Invented

Today is the birthday of the creation of the Periodic Table and the last time i did a pun filled post about chemistry i didn't get a reaction so i have a few scientific type friends who i assumed would be in their Element so i emailed them for some ideas for a blog post to mark the event.
One said that pun filled posts about Chemistry would be Boron because all the best jokes Aregon and the science community has Sulfured enough so i should write about something else instead.
Another said that i should take my jokes and Barium while another said my posts were becoming negative and i should keep an Ion them which annoyed me so next time i saw her i threw some Sodium Chloride at her and now i'm in trouble with the law as apparently that's A Salt.
No sense of humour the Scientific Community.

4 comments:

Liber - Latin for "The Free One" said...

You used the easiest of the elements for your blog. Typical of a Europium. But there are others. Staying with a science theme, Norwegiums may be the worst at developing a scientific Thorium, as they seem to be stuck in the past over-indexing on the Copernicium era.

FYI, you are better off with scientists if you Lithium alone. They are known to Nickle and dime any thought to death with Iron like effort but their results are Dubium at best. And never take them in a boat because they tend to Zink the ship… but probably aren’t as dangerous as a Californium.

Anonymous said...

Boom boom, is that humour I see? I bet that felt quite good didn’t it?

Liber - Latin for "The Free One" said...

i joke a lot. i quit with you because you didn't get them. i once thought the same for me. i recall thinking, maybe she is being funny. hard to tell with Brits...

Anonymous said...

75% of the time I am but Brits have have a weird sense of humour