Liars, Cheaters, Thugs, Perverts, Frauds, Crooks, Freaks And Creeps

Donald Trump has been hitting the campaign trail in his 'become President and avoid prison' run for President and he has told voters in Iowa that a win for him would be a victory over liars, cheaters, thugs, perverts, frauds, crooks, freaks and the creeps which is i assume the rest of the Republican and Democrat politicians so you would assume that Trump is whiter than white. You reckon?

Liars: The Washington Post counted that by the end of his term, Trump had accumulated 30,573 untruths during his presidency, averaging 21 a day.
Cheaters: Trump cheated on first and second wives and famously had affair with a porn star during his current marriage to Melania.
Thugs: A nationwide review conducted by ABC News has identified at least 54 criminal cases where Trump was invoked in violent acts, threats of violence or assault.
Perverts: At least 26 women have accused Trump of sexual misconduct and he has recently been found guilty of sexual assault.
Frauds: Trump is currently on trial for conspiracy, insurance fraud and falsifying business records.
Crooks: Trump has swindled tens of millions out of creditors, contractors, charitable givers, Trump University students, regulators and campaign donors.
Freaks: The bird nest hair, the humorously orange hue or dinky little hands, take your pick.
Creeps: 'I'm automatically attracted to beautiful women. I just start kissing them. I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab 'em by the pussy. You can do anything.

Republican voters, why would you go to several different politicians to get your quota of freaky looking, lying cheating perverts when you can get them all rolled into one? Vote Trump!!