Europe Warns Trump Over Greenland

People are always talking about Donald Trump and it is never anything nice but i reckon if he brushed his hair properly, lost a lot of weight and stopped saying and doing things and had a different face, basically if he wasn't Donald Trump, then people could get behind him but he is Donald Trump and in 12 days time he will be the President of America for the next 4 years, or at least until he regrets being quite so vocal in supporting the bat-shit crazy gun laws over there.
With time, it is quite easy to forget just how awful he was last time but in case anyone has forgotten, he is issuing madcap threats against nations such as Canada, Panama and Greenland and credit to France and Germany, they have hit back and told Trump that is he tries to take Greenland by force, they will slap him silly.
Germany’s chancellor, Olaf Scholz, and the French French foreign minister, Jean-Noël Barrot, said that Europe would stand up in defence of Greenland and said that Europe: 'Would not let other nations in the world, whoever they may be, attack its sovereign borders'.
The Danish Foreign Minister, Lars Løkke Rasmussen, said it was 'absurd' that Greenland would become part of the USA and is actually wanting independence from Denmark so would hardly want to become part of another nation but while France and Germany are prodding Trump in his morbidly obese stomach and saying just try it orange boy, they haven't spelt out what part of Europe they are threatening America with.
Is it the 27 nations of the EU or are they speaking on behalf of the 44 nations which make up Europe and include us in Great Britain and Russia as well as the Holy See where the Pope lives but how much use he would be in taking on the American's is debatable, we could make use of his Pope Mobile as a transport vehicle i guess but other than that a pointy hat and the rod thing he carries around, he  wouldn't prove very useful in battle.
Last time, before he got sidetracked by steering America to the top of the Covid Deaths league table and telling people to drink bleach (seriously), he threatened to blow Iran to smithereens and told North Korea's Kim Jung Un that he would totally destroy North Korea which Pyongyang responded with by calling Trump mentally deranged and a dotard, or an old lunatic.
As usual, what Trump says and what Trump does is two different things, but make no mistake America, if Trump does actually try to militarily invade a part of Europe, then the Pope Mobile (if he isn't using it) will be mobilised, you have been warned.