Damn You God

I was reading a story about how in Romania a murderer unsuccessfully attempted to sue God for 'not protecting him from the influence of the Devil' when he committed his crime and apparently he got the idea from another unsuccessful previous case in the USA when in 1971, an inmate sued Satan for deliberately placing obstacles in his path which caused his downfall.
I do remember writing about a more recent case in Nebraska where the state senator sought to sue God for 'widespread death, destruction and terrorisation of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants' but despite reserving an empty table for God and God’s attorney, he had his case thrown out of court because the defendant has no address so legal papers could not be served.
To be honest, I would say it was just as well because there was a very real possibility that God would lose the case as Hurricanes, Tsunamis and any other natural disaster that you care to name are actually called acts of God, how much more guilty could he be?
If God has gone into hiding and isn't going to step forward to defend his name, how about suing the Pope who is meant to be God's representative here on Earth. We know where he lives. Just look for the old in the funny hat sat in a hospital bed tearing out the condom adverts in the magazines.