Friday, 28 February 2025

Trump Email Leak

Elon Musk sent out an email asking all Government employee's what they did so here at FOAB we have the Exclusive of the email President Donald Trump sent back  with a breakdown of his day.

08:00 - Breakfast, applied Orange Toner and watched cartoons
09:00 - Called meeting with Intelligence Staff
09:02 - Ended meeting as someone forgot the crayons
09:05 - Snack
10:00 - Emailed Putin funny cartoon i saw about that Ukrainian Dictator guy   
11:00 - Snack
11:45 -  Changed trousers as I spilt Pepsi down myself...again.
12:00 - Lunch
13:00 - Signed Executive Order banning anyone not white speaking directly to me
14:00 - Mid Afternoon Snooze
15:00 - Snack
16:00 - Sent Truth Social Post about the Climate Change Hoax
16:10 - Rang Scotland to see if the Climate Change protection Wall I ordered had been finished around my Golf Course.
16:30 - Rang Putin for chat but he was too busy to take my call
16:45 - Pre Evening Meal Snack
17:30 - Evening Meal
20:00 - Replied to Melania's Text that she was going to bed early as she has yet another headache
20:05 - Watched Fox News to make note of what i was going to think tomorrow
22:00 - Went to Bed and read a few chapters of Mein Kampf
22:15-  Snack
22:45 - Fell asleep counting all of Elon Musk's kids

3 comments:

Not really a blog said...

right? isn't it ridiculous for some to have to explain what they did the past week in exchange for pay and benefits? what bullshit. they should just get paid for doing whatever they want to do... right?

Not really a blog said...
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Not really a blog said...

as a tax payer, i want federal employees to explain why we should keep them on the payroll