Trump (Possibly) Coming To UK

Get out the inflatable Baby Balloon, hide the doughnuts and keep your women outside of groping distance between the Tango Tyrant has been invited to the UK.
I am certain that the British public will give Donald Trump a very warm welcome when his bloated carcass lands on our shores but that is if the Marmalade Moron can make it past the border guards because as a convicted offender after being found guilty on 34 counts of falsifying business records after paying hush money to a porn star, he isn't allowed into our green and pleasant land.
Under UK law, a convicted criminal is barred from entering unless: 'An Immigration Officer is satisfied that admission would be justified for strong compassionate reasons' and 'can be refused entry so long as the crime they committed would also be punishable by imprisonment in the UK' which under the Fraud Act 2006, it is.
As a convicted criminal, the list of countries he can visit has gotten much shorter with 35 other nations potentially banning him including Australia, China, India, Israel, Japan, Mexico, New Zealand, South Korea, Ukraine and Canada who made former President George W. Bush apply for a special waiver to enter Canada due to a drunk driving conviction.
It is doubtful that Keir Starmer will stop the US President coming here but it is noted that the trip is happening in Scotland, well away from the inevitable protests which the fascist, sex offending criminal can look forward to.