My CV

Another Labour MP has been caught 'embellishing' their CV and i do have some sympathy because everyone does it and so before someone digs into mine and exposes my own 'embellishments', i have decided to come clean and correct some factual inaccuracies.
I was not a Consultant for one of Britain's leading Insurance companies, i bought House Insurance from one and and then completed a survey on how i found the process but as the email said, it was used to improve their service so in many ways, i did give them valuable advice.
I did attend the prestigious Winchester college, I attended a Summer Fair there once and i am fluent in 5 language, just not foreign ones but i could hold a very good conversation in English, Canadian, Australian, New Zealand and American.
As for my qualifications, I do have a BSc,  i got a Bronze Swimming Certificate in Year 10 for swimming 2 lengths of the pool and those 2 years at RADA were true, that was how long i was a member of the Rotherham Automobile Drivers Association.
I do feel better for getting that off my chest and in that time honoured tradition of recent Labour Ministers, i will be blaming someone else for it.