Saturday 22 May 2021

Special Guest Blogger: Saint Quiteria

In a time of ancient gods, warlords and kings, a land in turmoil crying out for hero's and up stepped me and my eight other sisters, a mighty family of girls forged in the heat of battle.
I was one of nine sisters all born at the same time but our mother was a lady of high rank and she was disgusted that she had given birth to nine children like a common animal and even more so that she had nine daughters and no sons who were far more valuable, them being all strong and stupid.
In a fit of rage, mother demanded that our nurse take the nine babies and drown them in the river but fortunately for us, the nurse wasn't also a heartless bitch and couldn’t do it so she took us to a remote village and handed us over to some local women where the nine of us grew up together.
As we got older we were expected to join in the Roman festivals and attend the orgies but we refused as we had all been bought up Christians so we were brought before the Governor who just happened to be our father, who recognised us as his daughters.
Our father wanted us to marry Roman officers or other suitors but we refused and were imprisoned in a tower however, we escaped and on our way out liberated all of their other prisoners and we formed a nonuplet warrior gang, dedicated to opposing the worship of Roman gods and we waged a guerrilla war in the mountains against the Roman Empire.
We would travel around the country breaking Christians out of jail, and graffitiing and destroying Roman idols until we were caught and eventually, we were all killed or died, i was beheaded but there are two reasons that the Christians Church can honour you, for either living a life of virtue free from sin or smashing up another religion and as myself and two of my sisters became Saints, the latter certainly worked for us.

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