Too Funny But Tories Not Laughing

The voters of England didn't just give the governing Conservative Party black eye, they bundled them into the back of a van and beat the crap out of them with cricket bats as with a few results yet to come in, the loss is expected to exceed 300 seats.
If the local election results were replicated at a general election the Government would not only lose their stonking great 80 seat majority but would be 48 short of an overall majority so would be scrambling around for someone to partner with which after the previous Lib Dem coalition, nobody would would touch which would allow the Labour and Liberal Party's to pick out the new Downing Street curtains.  
It was a heart-lifting sight to see a very dejected looking Boris Johnson on TV this evening saying it was 'a tough night' which is not what the local Tories who lost their seats said, they laid the blame squarely at the door of number 10 and the law breaking Prime Minister, the newly unemployed ex-leader of Carlisle city council said it all when he explained the loss as: 'Basically I just don’t feel people any longer have the confidence that the prime minister can be relied upon to tell the truth'.
He is now pondering calling a general election but that isn't only to save his skin because the plotting is now going full steam ahead behind him to replace him as Tory MP's fear what happened to their local representatives will happen to them soon enough as waiting in the wings are more Fixed Penalty notices, the Sue Gray report and the privileges committee inquiry and none of them will improve the mood in Tory HQ.
I took the rest of the country a while to catch on to what a disaster Boris and his motley crew of imbeciles have done but i can't say i'm not enjoying it, i just hope he hangs around for a while yet and acts as a constant reminder to voters just how awful the Tories are so at the next election, they not only lose but are reduced to the edges of our Democracy where they belong.