Trump's UK Friends

It has been said that the MP for Clacton would be spending November dealing with his constituencies problems from Donald Trump's colon but Nigel Farage didn't even wait that long and immediately after the formalities of opening Parliament which all MP's had to attend, he was on a plane to Milwaukee to try to boost his profile at the Republican convention which must have thrilled the people of Clacton, that place who two weeks ago voted him into office to represent them in the Commons.
Milwaukee seems to be a hotspot for disgraced MP's as Farage risked bumping into Liz Truss or Boris Johnson who are also over there, Liz going even more completely nuts and dedicating part of her allotted time to banging on a shower-head in the shape of the Liberty Bell she acquired (and won't fit her pipes this side of the UK) and Boris addressed a ballroomful of empty chairs.
Also popping up and rubbing shoulders with Country and Western singers and Hulk Hogan was Russell Brand who has recently been born again and said it was: 'An opportunity to leave the past behind and be reborn in Christ's name' after accusations of rape and sexual assault which is at least something he shares with Donald Trump who also seemed to find God after being found guilty of Sexual Assault and someone piercing his ear with a high-powered rifle.
Johnson managed to persuade a man with a famous complex about his teeny hand size to pose with thumbs up (his hand in the pic does look tiny admittedly and Stormy Daniels filled in the gaps) and when she wasn't talking about Bathroom furniture, Liz told the Milwaukee crowd who hadn't used her introduction as the right time for a toilet/smoke break that it was us leftists who bought her down which is an interesting account of her trashing the UK economy and being unceremoniously kicked out of her party by her own side. She did get a nice picture of her and newly appointed VP JD Vance though which wasn't easy in the second he spent with her as he whizzed down a line of outstretched hands.
Russell Brand did manage to get a photo with a Eric Trump who himself was embroiled in conning a cancer charity out of millions so that apple didn't fall far from that tree as he was forced by a court to pay
$2 million in damages to eight cancer charities but no pictures yet of Nigel Farage but i doubt if we will until the Trump colonoscopy.