Monday, 27 January 2025

Is Your House Haunted?

A few years ago there was lots of Paranormal TV shows where a group of spirit hunters would walk around a haunted house with every type of camera you could imagine and come away with video of a speck of light or a smudge on the wall and call it conclusive proof that ghoulies and ghosties and long-leggedy beasties and things that go bump in the night are an actual thing but we don't see then much anymore so how are we supposed to know if our homes are haunted?
Lucily for us The Ghostfinder Paranormal Society is here to help so what are the signs that our house is haunted?
Picture this, you are relaxing at home in the evening and the lights begin to flicker, the TV turns itself off or the radio comes on by itself and your choices are a) Call an electrician because the electric is acting up or b) spirits disrupt the electrics so GET THE HELL OUT THE HOUSE AS IT'S HAUNTED!!!
You decide to go and check on your child and as you open the bedroom door and your child asks if Chloe can join them for dinner and when you ask who Chloe is, she says it’s her invisible friend and your choices are a) smile as most children have imaginary friends and it is a  normal part of childhood or b) small children see spirits more than adults so GET THE HELL OUT THE HOUSE AS IT'S HAUNTED!!!
As you walk into the kitchen to start making dinner you see something move out of the corner of your eye so you a) go to the optician to get your eyes checked as you seem to be losing your peripheral vision or b) there are shadow spirits lurking in the corners so GET THE HELL OUT THE HOUSE AS IT'S HAUNTED!!!
As you are cooking you decide to check your phone but it isn't where you thought you left it and you see it on the living room table but you are sure you bought it into the kitchen so you a)tut at your forgetfullness and go fetch it or b) blame a poltergeist and GET THE HELL OUT THE HOUSE AS IT'S HAUNTED!!!
After dinner you sit down to read a book but can hear faint voices coming from another room so you either a) blame the thin walls or b) GET THE HELL OUT THE HOUSE AS IT'S HAUNTED!!!
You get ready for bed and find some random coins dotted around the house so you either a) check your pocket for holes or b) a ghost is trying to get your attention so GET THE HELL OUT THE HOUSE AS IT'S HAUNTED!!!
You decide to call it a night but the dog doesn't follow you into the bedroom as usual because it is staring at the empty space in the corner so you either a) leave it there as it can obviously hear insects or small creatures in the wall or b)  as dog's see in ultraviolet it can see something you can't so  GET THE HELL OUT THE HOUSE AS IT'S HAUNTED!!!

1 comment:

Not really a blog said...

ha ha, or get a grip on runaway emotions and move on...