Sunday, 28 February 2016

The Hitler Song Was Right

If the song is to be believed Hitler only had one ball, Goering had two but very small, Himmler had something similar but Goebbels had no balls at all but according to new evidence Hitler also had a tiny penis.  
The unlucky Adolf had a genital deformity that made his penis remarkably small, according to historians citing previously unknown medical records.
The tyrant suffered from a condition called hypospadias which left him with a micropenis as well as
undescended testicles which would make him more of a Notsee than a Nazi.
Also explains why the Sauerkraut gave instructions in his will that his body be burned after his death, the last thing he would have wanted was for his reputation to be ruined by his lack of genitals.

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