Thursday, 13 March 2025

Americanos (LucyP Mix)

 
It seems that the World and it's dog is boycotting American made goods as the path to the Economic sunlit uplands promised by Donald Trump takes them straight through a certain brown creek without a paddle but it isn't always easy to know which brands to boycott but why just print a boring list when we can put it to music and what's better than the 1989 Holly Johnson classic, Americanos.

So with the sincerest apologies to Holly, it goes a little something like this:

There's a place, where a kid without no sense
Grew up, to be president (to be president)
A fascist kingdom now filled with guns and loons
If you're annoyed, here's what to avoid
Ah yeah.

Americanos shove your Lee Jeans and Chinos
Coke, Pepsi and Oreos - and Cheerios
Facebook and Levi's in the land not that free
Be as racist as you wanna be.

No more Starbucks or French Fries
Netflix at any time
Need them or not, that's what you got, yeah.
Take no KFC from anyone
Don't look to Burger King for any fun
The countries lost it's soul
Don't put Kellogg's in your bowl
(In your bowl)
Ah yeah!

Americanos shove your Lee Jeans and Chinos
Coke, Pepsi and Oreos - and Cheerios
Apple, Gap and HP's, in the land not that free
You can be as poor as you wanna be

Satellite stations across the nation
That's Starlink to you and me
Under Armour, Google, Disney too
Everything's boycotted from Nike to Twitter time.
Mastercard and Stanley Tools, don't buy a Tesla from Nazi fools.

Americanos shove your Lee Jeans and Chinos
Coke, Pepsi and Oreos - and Cheerios
Skip Subway and please, boycott the land not that free
Until they get someone not so crappy

Americanos shove your Lee Jeans and Chinos
Coke, Pepsi and Oreos - and Cheerios
A fascist kingdom now filled with guns and loons
If you're annoyed, you know what to avoid
Ah yeah.