Friday 17 April 2020

Get Your Act Together G5 Conspiracy Theorists

This Coronavirus conspiracy theory is a bit confusing as the people pushing it don't seem to be able to agree on how it is spreading the virus or why.
One woman i spoke to today said it was created by the Chinese government as germ warfare, another said it's part of a human depopulation scheme led by Bill Gates but they all agree that 5G is evil and must be stopped.
How 5G is spreading Coronavirus is by either confusing or slowing the bodies healing process as the body is unable to lcope with the new signals wavelength frequencies or by sucking the oxygen out of peoples lungs or other ones i heard are that 5G suppresses the immune and the viruses, somehow, can communicate through radio waves. 
One 'fact' i was told was that the health effects of electromagnetic radiation, are exactly the same as the symptoms of COVID-19 and Italy’s high infection rate is because the country has the most 5G-enabled cities in Western Europe.
My personal favourite is the theory that it's a global depopulation campaign by the leaders of the New World Order with Bill Gates at the top who is apparently orchestrating a depopulation campaign although it gets a little hazy why, something to do with creating a vaccine which doubles as a way to track the entire human population.
When asked why so many doctors and scientists and even the World Health Organisation have dismissed the theory as mad, the theorists roll their eyes and say: 'Of course they would, they are in on it along with the Media and Politicians'.
'The media is dismissing it as a conspiracy theory to cover it up' said one man who refused to give his name, 'That indicates we are on the right path'.
On a path somewhere certainly but maybe they should all get together and agree on a how and why because otherwise there is the chance that most people with more than three working brain-cells in their head will think they are idiots.

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