Monday 15 June 2020

Why We Should Declare War On New Zealand

What the British need is a decent leader because heaven knows we haven't got one at the moment but looking around the globe they are in very short supply but there is a plot being hatched to get the only one worth having, New Zealand's Jacinda Ardern.
The plan is to declare war on New Zealand and then immediately surrender and under international law, any country that defeats another in war becomes the de facto government.
Ardern has been widely praised for her response to the COVID-19 pandemic and her reaction to the terror attacks last year while Boris Johnson has run a Government campaign so awful that it is now in the top three of deaths in the World, killing more people than the government can bring itself to count properly.
The petition has been set up on change.org to 'Declare war on New Zealand and immediately surrender' and says 'The British Government has shown itself to be completely incapable of controlling the COVID-19 virus outbreak in the UK. The New Zealand Government has on the other hand carefully controlled the outbreak therefore if the UK declares war on New Zealand and then immediately surrenders Jacinda Ardern and her Government will have to take over running the UK and will do a much better job than the present bunch of clowns'. 
As she was part of the policy advising team for Tony Blair, she knows her way around the British Government so it wouldn't be that much of a change so come on New Zealand, come and have a go if you think you're hard enough!!

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