Saturday, 28 November 2020

That Trump Desk Explained

People will certainly miss Donald Trump when he vacates the premises in January, not because he has been any good but because he is so embarrassingly bad at everything.
Hopefully the comically tiny desk thing won't be the last cringe-worthy moment the orange cretin treats us to before he leaves office to appear in a court dock faced with sex offences and tax fraud but it was a funny moment, it looked like the only table available was an old Toys R US 'Big Boys Desk' or maybe the person responsible had a sense of humour and thought it would be humorous to put the third fattest President ever squeezed a child's desk.
There could be many reasons but i think i know why he chose it, Trump has long been mocked for supposedly having teeny-tiny penis hands and the desk made them look big by comparison.

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