Tuesday, 6 October 2015

World Ending Tomorrow

Not content to make yourself look stupid once when you can do it twice, the eBible Fellowship is now announcing a 'strong likelihood' that the World will end tomorrow on the 7th October.
Some may point out that it was the same people who told us it would end on 21 May 2011 but the God Squad are confident that it has the correct date this time.
According to the new and improved interpretation, the world will be obliterated 'with fire' and 'It’ll be gone forever. Annihilated'.
'God destroyed the first Earth with water, by a flood, in the days of Noah. And he says he’ll not do that again, not by water. But he does say in 2nd Peter 3 that he’ll destroy it by fire' the God botherers say explaining that the 21 May 2011 date was when God turned his attention to deciding who to save, a task that would take him 1,600 days to do which brings us to the 7 October 2015 date.
Showing that the eBible Fellowship did learn something when the World inconveniently refused to expire last time and to avoid appearing completely deranged, they have left themselves a little wiggle room by announcing that: 'There’s a strong likelihood that this will happen which means there’s an unlikely possibility that it will not'.
What they don't explain is will this be in the morning, afternoon or evening. We have tickets for a play tomorrow evening and if it's all going to end before the curtain comes up i will try and get a refund.

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