Wednesday, 6 December 2017

Feel It Coming In The Air Tonight

Locals from a Ringaskiddy, County Cork in Ireland say fumes from the a local Pfizer factory are having an effect on the townsfolk but for once they are quite happy for the pollution fumes to be giving them a hard time.
The factory in question is where drug giant Pfizer manufactures the key ingredient of its sex pill Viagra for the European market.
'I think that Viagra must have got into the water supply' said one local although Pfizer says the claims are greatly exaggerated, as the manufacturing facilities: 'operate to the highest environmental standards to ensure that emissions from manufacturing sites have no effect on human health or the environment'.
Whatever the reason, the first person to start selling Ringaskiddy bottled water will make a fortune.

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