Tuesday, 12 November 2013

Magnetic Proof Gay Marriage Is Wrong

Chibuihem Amalaha, an award winning student at the University of Lagos, is claiming that he's proved gay marriage is wrong through science — using magnets.
Amalaha says his experiments show that the north and south poles of magnets are attracted to each other — but same poles repel each other. Astoundingly, this means 'that man cannot attract another man because they are the same, and a woman should not attract a woman because they are the same. That is how I used physics to prove gay marriage wrong'.
Before you can say 'what a fruitcake', the head of Physics at the University chimes in saying: 'He is convincing. He conceptualised the idea of using sciences and mathematics to prove gay marriage wrong and we have worked it here. He used my laboratory here (UNILAG) to carry out his researches. He is the originator of the idea, he deserves commendation and we support the idea. You can quote me anywhere, the guy’s concept is germane and it has been scientifically proven to be true'.
So there you have it i'm afraid, gay marriage is all sorts of wrong because a Nigerian held his magnets the wrong way around.
Next up in the lab, conclusive proof that a even the stupidest person can become the head of physics in the University of Lagos.

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