Here at the ScottsDale Gun Club we believe Christmas is a time for family, childrens laughter and grinning inanely as you stand behind Santa holding a huge weapon.
Yes, Santa is making a special trip 15 December to the Scottsdale Gun Club this year so you and your family can be photographed surrounded by enough weaponry to start a small war.
Nothing says peace and goodwill to all men quite like an AK47, the gun baby Jesus himself would ask for.
So come on down to Scottsdale Gun Club on Northsight Boulevard to visit old Santa and put the fun back into fundamentalist Christian and receive a free fingerprinting kit for your kids.
Scottsdale Gun Club, making it easier for Americans to blow big holes in each other since 2004.