Friday, 24 April 2015

Feeling Flushed

Times are hard and up and down the USA people are sitting there on the floor staring at the ceiling as they sold their tv and furniture to pay the rent this month and wondering where they are going to get the money to pay the next instalment of the payday loan.
It is a worry but you can stop worrying because as the old saying goes, where's there's muck there's brass and now you can earn brass for your muck because an organisation called OpenBiome is literally paying to get their hands on your poop.    
Since 2013, OpenBiome has been processing and shipping loads of it all over the USA. The frozen stool is introduced into the gut of patients who suffer from C. difficile but a shortage of donors has led them to advertise their business and appeal for donations.
A healthy poop is worth $40 a sample but you have to pass a test and medical questionnaire but if you pass them it's ker-ching so get off your butt and put it down again at one of the nationwide banks just waiting for your deposit.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Where do you get this stuff? What a bunch of shit

Q

Falling on a bruise said...

I did email and ask them if they wanted my spice girls cd but they said that was too much crap even for them.