Saturday 23 February 2019

Karma Alive And Well In Germany

Police in southern Germany say a slaughterhouse worker suffered injuries after being kicked in the face by a dead cow.
In a statement, police said the cow was killed early Thursday at an abattoir in Aalen, and hung from a meat hook for further processing.
Police said the carcass then kicked the man in the face, apparently due to a nerve impulse that experts say isn't uncommon.
I admit it gave me a chuckle and the sound of vegetarians everywhere shouting 'Serves you right' and laughing was deafening and that is the second time this week that i have laughed at a German deservedly getting hurt. 
A hunter in Munich was shot by his dog when the pooch jumped on the loaded gun and knocked the trigger shooting the hunter in the arm.
As if getting shot by your dog isn't bad enough, he then had his hunting licence revoked and his arms licence withdrawn as he was not deemed responsible enough to own a weapon.
Nothing funny about getting kicked in the face by a dead cow or shot in the arm by your pet..okay maybe there is.

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