Is That Shaped Like A Massive....

The first time i saw Jeff Bezo's 'New Shepard' rocket i thought to myself, is it my imagination is that the shape of...nah, it's my imagination.
Then i saw it again on the TV again this week and i thought to myself again...you know what, it really does look like a huge penis.
Now i know that there has been a long history of Freudian speak about missiles and phallic symbols and maybe nobody has pointed it out to Mr Bezo's after all, it is his money and if he wants to spend it on creating a 59ft giant penis shaped thing to go into space than that is up to him but someone should point out that Elons' Musk's rocket is 4 times bigger at 230 ft.
The first crewed New Shepard Flight is penciled in for July 20 and the crew will include Jeff Bezo himself and his brother Mark but the obvious line as New Shepard soars upwards in all its phallic glory is 'pfft, i've seen bigger'.