Saturday 12 June 2021

Our Marxist Plan's Foiled Again

Sorry fellow left wingers but it seems the jig is up, we have been rumbled and our sneaky plot to install Marxist philosophy through football has failed.
I know this will come as a disappointment to many but we couldn't fool the England fans who saw through our devious plan and booed footballers taking the knee in support of equality for black people and protect their human rights not to be abused on Social media or murdered by American police becuase it is a movement supported by Black Lives Matter, and Black Live Matters are a bunch of Marxist.  
As one clever England fan said about the kneeling gesture, 'by doing it in support of Black Lives Matter, you are supporting the BLM Marxist philosophy' and when they put like that it is obvious that when he’s on one knee, Gareth Southgate is secretly thinking about how to gain more subscribers to the Socialist  Workers Party newsletter, you can see it in his eyes.
It didn't help that all the major TV companies supported the Black Lives Matter campaign, there’s no bigger supporter of Marxism than BT Sports so the England fans who unpicked our cunning plan were booing their own players to show support for England's players.
The Government are also keen to keep politics out of football by mentioning football at every opportunity including refusing to condemn the booing of the players taking the five seconds to show support for the anti-racism by the patriotic fans and several Conservative MP's have said that they would boycott England's Euro games in protest at the knee gesture therefore proudly joining those who show their support for England by refusing to support England and clearly loving their country by booing the people representing it.
Let's not lose heart though fellow left wingers because there are other sports we can use to sneak in our Leftist philosophy of equality for all, we just have to not make it so obvious next time.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I take it you think Marxism is the way to achieve equality for all. What do you mean by equality? What do you think Marxism is?

Falling on a bruise said...

You will find out what it means when we decide what sport to use to bring about Marxism, we are thinking snooker.